1.0
Jul 11, 2015
Former employee, more than 5 years
Boston, MA
Recommend
CEO approval
Business outlook
Pros
They have koolaid. They tell you you're so pretty (but only when you're as pretty as everyone else). They give you free stuff, so you don't feel bad that you can't afford to buy it. You wear a uniform, so you don't have to worry about buying clothes (which is good because you can't afford them). They train you how to do someone else's makeup because makeup should be ordered from a menu, like at McDonalds, and it should be consistent and predictable, like at McDonalds.
Cons
The health insurance doesn't cover the doctor's visit for when you get pink eye from using the testers. You can't get ahead in the company if you're not a Stepford wife (It's for the best, because you'll still be dependent on your husband. Thank god you're married).