Pros
Positive reviews - A series of suspiciously positive reviews from “Current Employees” all located at the company’s Toronto office have been surfacing on Glassdoor recently, each holding different positions in sales, marketing, customer service, etc. These employees DON’T EXIST. No bObsweep employees even work at the Toronto office. It is apparent that the positive reviews for this company have actually been posted by the criminal owners themselves. Absent owners - This is a good thing because you don’t have to deal with them in person. The criminal owners only show up to the office about 3 times a year, otherwise they “work” from home or some vacation destination. They tell people that they’re so busy working 12 hours a day, but they can’t even bother turning on their computers—emails are frequently Sent from their iPhones and read like blazed Donald Trump tweets. On the woeful occasion that you do get stuck in the same room with one of them, get ready for some fun. Light workload - Nothing you do at your job really affects your employment. You can spend years just launching your dung at the wall, and the criminal owners will still keep you on because they’re too lazy and cheap to look for anyone better. They might huff and puff if they catch you asleep at the wheel, but they’ll never put in the effort to actually get out of bed and drive to the office themselves. Eventually they do screw you over, but not for anything that you did. They just squeeze out the most nonsensical excuse to withhold your pay or fire you and then go back to abusing their other employees. Learn how to wipe another person’s butt - The criminal owners constantly need employees to do the most basic tasks for them, like reading aloud the criminal owners’ own emails to them. They are such cowards that they write and send unethical emails in their employees’ names instead of their own, so that the employees have to deal with the backlash of the criminal owners’ conduct. The only time the criminal owners give any effort at all is when they try to gaslight an employee with an entire fabricated narrative about how the employee is actually at fault for the criminal owners’ buffoonery.
Cons
To shed some light on the criminal owners, they are three individuals in the same family who share a single braincell. Lies and hypocrisy run through their veins, although their giant heads contain mostly air. Everything about these sucketeers is fake. Even though they’re in the same family, they all use different last names to trick people into thinking that their sham company is anything other than a total farce. Anyone considering joining this mickey mouse operation should beware that the criminal owners could lie to you about your pay rate, job position, and even the company name (the company operates as at least 7 different entities including bObsweep, AI Incorporated, and Silicon Valley Robotic Services). Besides the criminal owners, there are no actual executives at the company. There is no HR, IT, or even a sales department. One of the criminal owners is solely responsible for all sales, even though he doesn’t know how to use a spreadsheet and couldn’t sell a kite if he tried. There is no strategy, planning, or budget of any kind at this second-rate clown show. Other reviewers have mentioned that the criminal owners treat their employees like craptastic 1-ply toilet paper, but from the start this company appears to have been thrown together as a get-rich-quick scam selling rebranded Chinese vacuums (which anyone can verify using Google) at fire sale prices to people who still think the name “Bob” is funny, and some disposable employees were the bare minimum needed to fill the criminal owners’ pockets. Several years ago, the criminal owners were actually dumb enough to hire engineers to build an original vacuum based on their third world 19th century views on technology, and even contacted media outlets to publicize their quixotic idiocy, as if any investors would want to contract this burning STD of a company. Fast-forward to today and this flaccid disappointment still has not released, nor will it ever release since the company keeps firing buttloads of employees out of its rectal crater to compensate for the criminal owners’ criminal stupidity. The public website for AI Incorporated .com still shows a preview of this vaporware, along with the criminal owners’ other insane ideas that will never see the light of day such as a walking trash can and a skateboard for cars. At this point, the company has already fallen so far down the sinkhole that you can see the criminal owners’ thrones in hell. Offices and warehouses are shutting down, and whatever employees remain all hate this misanthropic company and its criminal owners. Despite plenty of office space to go around, no one is being hired because not only are the criminal owners too cheap, they’re too lazy to bother attending interviews even after they schedule one. The only bright idea they can think of is to continually buy and release shoddy new vacuums each year which then flop so softly that no amount of cialis can revive them. These hacks have been calling their company a “startup” for almost a decade now, and that’s what this laughingstock will always be until it finally changes to “bankrupt.”