Work Hard, Laugh Harder - N/A Workable Employee Review

There once was a CEO, who no one respected Who thought he was always right. But every big plan, Turned to dust in his hand, And his “brilliant ideas” changed every night. He said, “Let’s expand! It’s time to grow!” But u need to play chess, but checkers is what he knows. Multiple Salesforce migrations working everyone like a dog. And at the end of it all, he wasted more time with a CRM with no cause. He hired a team and what's left are these reviews But mistook them for clowns with no sense of the truth. He said, let's go back to the office .... “I can't manage through Zoom!” HR are my puppets. They don't have minds of their own. they can be our watch dogs and I can throw them a bone. How many times can he change comp plans and make 1 decision on his own? So here’s to the CEO who’s always a wreck, Each mistake a new twist, each fumble a check. He’s a walking disaster and decides even faster with too may titles at his desk.