Do not accept a job here. - Workshop Assistant Simbodies Employee Review

1.0
Jan 17, 2024
Recommend
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Pros

Unfortunately, I do not have one good thing to say about this place.

Cons

Moved to the local area for this position straight from university and what a mistake. I would not recommend any media makeup, wigs or prosthetics specialists - experienced or not - to apply or take a job with Simbodies. During job application and interview stages the image painted was of “one big happy family”. This was not the case. More like one big toxic family. In beginnings stages of application process, management state that all staff are super friendly and will go the extra mile to help you out with travel etc. Again, this was never the case. Unfortunately, most of the staff are so burnt out from management’s immaturity and lack of organisation skills, the thought of offering to take others home was just too much. A completely “doggy dog” business where employees are mistreated and devalued. Coercing new employees in with half truths and quite frankly being utterly fake on trial shifts because the company cannot retain staff. It’s evident management never considered if they treated staff appropriately, people would not leave. Therefore they wouldn’t have to waste time training new staff over and over. Upon arrival, I was expecting the job to be brutal at points. All prosthetics undergrads are warned and prepared, in their final years of university, about how tough the industry can be. However, this company was pure disorganisation, lack of functional management and zero respectful interpersonal skills. Most new staff move from out of county for this role - with big excitement for their career. Quickly they become crushed when discovering the reality of the environment. There were multiple occasions where new staff would not say anything all week, for months at a time. Additionally, multiple occasions where staff were blamed for lacking time targets because of “talking” - rather than management accepting their lack of organisation. It was obvious that management took on too much than they could handle. Hence, staff were often told they should not speak to each other in the workshop. This was/is isolating and therefore was/is a critical mental health risk for all employees. Unfortunately, that was never taken seriously either. Employees who were struggling or unhappy were told to “have a berocca” or “go for a walk” instead of being offered professional mental health support. If support was offered employees were often too scared to voice it, in fear of being perceived as “problematic” by management. Alternatively, they couldn’t be bothered with the hassle. I recall many employees struggling to get essential doctors appointments or have time off for medical reasoning because management assumed that people were lying in all cases. Most supervisors had a complete lack of empathy for their workers. Expecting people in workshop assistant roles to take responsibilities that was not included in the applied job description - such as training new staff. These members of staff were not paid accordingly for this extra responsibility nor warned of these expectations prior to accepting the role. Any staff making suggestions or complaints - in attempt to help or improve aspects of the company - essentially got black listed by management. Furthermore, anyone with a slight personality or opinion was painted by management as “problematic”. I recall multiple occasions of specific members of staff being ignored by management because management weren’t happy with them. Management acted like children in a school playground. Whispering in the workshop, about staff, to one another in the corner. Additionally, passing gossip around the workshop. Most disgracefully, multiple occasions of racism, homophobia and just general ignorance to social etiquette - that are the norms in 2024. One example, was assuming because someone’s skin colour was brown that they would have an arranged marriage??? Completely out of touch. Overall, I would NEVER recommend working at Simbodies to anyone from a media makeup background. This is the place where passion is crushed and authenticity is frowned upon. Not worth the expense. Not worth the time. Not worth the energy. I would suggest to find literally anything else.

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4.0
Jun 24, 2025
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Pros

Monday-Friday no weekend work. sick pay. Health benifits. Generally a good place to work small supportive teams. Can go to my manager about most things, physical health, mental health, work and skills They have different mental health initiatives, charity days now and then that are run by team members.

Cons

Did have a large redundancy because the comany tried to grow too fast and the work didn't match it Can be a stressful environment from time to time not the best with communication from upper management - seem to change their minds a lot about decisions that can worry people including supervisors It is unclear how secure our jobs are due to the large redundancies and continued redundancies in the wider company Some people can be difficult to work with/not very kind or supportive but overall it's not too bad msot people are nice and friendly

1.0
Sep 21, 2025
Recommend
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Pros

Let’s get one thing clear this is not a SFX job, a media makeup job or even a creative job so it should not be advertised as this. This is simply a factory job where you are doing boring repetitive work in a factory style environment. Trying to pretend that it’s anything other than this is very misleading. You are expected to stand all day doing monotonous work. Sometimes you’re allowed to sit down but there’s deliberately not enough chairs for everyone which causes arguments between team and when you do sit down to complete detailed work you’re made to feel very guilty about it. You’re not allowed to make a drink, have a chat with your colleagues you’re simply a robot being pressured to make products as fast as you can. You aren’t even trusted during break times as managers watch to make sure you’re back in the workshop not a second too late. You are berated for going on breaks 1 second early whilst managers sit outside for double the time they’re supposed to gossiping behind everyone’s backs. You constantly feel like a naughty school child who’s waiting to get in trouble for something even though you haven’t done anything wrong. Managers are constantly nit picking at you, if you go to the bathroom twice in an hour trust me they’ll notice and have a passive aggressive comment to say about it. You can barely move without managers whispering about you or finding reasons to tell you off in front of everyone whilst they indulge in the behaviours that they claim to be so against. The paranoia and hopelessness I experienced during this job was massive and I was expected to act like this was a normal place to work at and that I should be grateful. If you don’t mind factory work, work in any other manufacturing environment. Don’t spend your time in a cold windowless dull factory that permanently stinks of sewage whilst you get whispered about by power obsessed supervisors and managers.

Cons

Everything about working here is a con. There are some great production assistants that work there but you end up being too miserable to talk about anything other than how bad things are.

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