Corporate rats insist that employees only be scheduled for five hour shifts, citing "burnout". They lie to us, saying it's "to ensure we can have a life outside of work." I can't have a life outside of work if I can't pay my bills. Either cut the crap and give us back our hours, or increase our wages to make up for it. Hey, Corporate: we're not stupid. Stop insulting our intelligence. You'd have no job if not for us.