CEO: Bible thumping child that runs the business like it is still private. Overpays for ornate furniture for his ego offices at every data center. Dude, you're there about 5 hours a year. Respect investors and use a conference room. Stop praying in meetings. It's embarrassing.
COO: see above
CFO: two of these. One apparently falls asleep in every meeting. Nobody cares because if he's not asleep hell just derail the meeting by bringing up something irrelevant.
CTO: three of these (maybe, who knows after yesterday). Pick one.
CPO: People officer without a clue. He routinely ignores everyone and pretends to be too busy so that he's thought of as important. What were you thinking with this hire?