Pros
- Our CEO is slightly better than Elizabeth Holmes - Our company President is smarter than Biden... I think? - We have better cheerleaders than WeWork. - The housing market NEVER goes down... (except during the last financial crisis)
Cons
- We are so "positive" that even North Koreans blush at our toxic positivity. - When the CEO and President make bad decisions, WE get fired. - I heard we were a "tech company" once, but now we're just a flat-fee discount brokerage with some "Dev dudes" that pretend to code all day. - We once had something slightly resembling "management", but they were able to escape from the cult. They are now considered "suppressive persons". - We say "we have your back", but we really just have our own a--es - Our culture is a mix between Colorado City and The Peoples Temple. - We actually consider "billboards" to be "marketing". - Did I mention our CEO is better than Elizabeth Holmes?