Frontiers - Setting Sail on the SS Dysfunction - Anonymous employee Frontiers Employee Review

1.0
Jan 16, 2024
Anonymous employee
Recommend
CEO approval
Business outlook

Pros

Remote working was a great perk, my manager and team were fantastic. That's all I can say about the benefits of working at Frontiers.

Cons

Job Title: Professional Chaos Navigator Are you a glutton for punishment and possess an uncanny ability to find the silver lining in even the darkest clouds? Frontiers invites you to join our dysfunctional family as a Professional Chaos Navigator. As a Professional Chaos Navigator at Frontiers, you'll be at the forefront of embracing the art of managing madness. Here's what you can look forward to: - Immerse yourself in a sea of mental health issues and breakdowns, a veritable buffet for the soul. Develop an intimate relationship with your inner turmoil, courtesy of Frontiers. - Witness the magic of upper management's erratic decision-making, a rollercoaster ride of uncertainty. - Sharpen your skills in adapting to the unpredictable, ensuring perpetual job insecurity. - Engage in a competitive environment where bullying is not just a skill; it's an art form. Build resilience as you learn to dodge verbal daggers. - Deliver your best work, only to be met with a resounding lack of acknowledgement. Master the art of self-appreciation because, let's face it, no one else will do it for you. - Revel in a workplace where favouritism and nepotism are not just encouraged; they're celebrated. Discover innovative ways to become the chosen one or, at the very least, the tolerated one. - Immerse yourself in an ambience so toxic you'll question the meaning of a healthy workplace. - Cultivate a sense of humour as you navigate the mire of despair with a smile (forced, of course). To triumph in the role of Professional Chaos Navigator, you should: - Embrace the title of Yay-sayer, because questioning anything is so last century. - Exhibit a remarkable tolerance for rapid changes that defy logic, and be prepared for the next change, always looming like a storm on the horizon. - Thrive in a toxic positivity culture, where every setback is an opportunity to showcase your boundless enthusiasm. What Frontiers Offers: - An all-expense-paid journey into the depths of workplace absurdity. - Exposure to a unique brand of upper management decision-making, guaranteed to leave you scratching your head. - A chance to master the art of self-affirmation in the absence of external appreciation. - Opportunities for personal growth in the peculiar realm of Frontiers. If you are ready to embark on a journey where chaos reigns supreme, where challenges are not just obstacles but the very fabric of existence, Frontiers eagerly anticipates your application.

Explore other reviews about Frontiers

5.0
Dec 25, 2023
Recommend
CEO approval
Business outlook

Pros

Good environment and place i recommend it

Cons

No cons for this place

4
1.0
Jan 12, 2026
Anonymous employee
Recommend
CEO approval
Business outlook

Pros

There is a five word minimum, but this category is not applicable to this company.

Cons

Lack of training, lack of communication, role duties shift quickly

11
See reviews by: Helpful|Rating|Date|All