Desperate for a job? Can't bare driving an extra 30-60 minutes to Seattle everyday for the $15 minimum wage?
Then come work at Continuant!
Where they expect nothing but excellence and fake smiles daily!
You even get paid a wopping $10 an hour! Oh that may seem low, but they have ohhhh so many enticing benefits for you to stay for the long haul!
Spa benefits,paid childcare, and even a gym membership! Group activities to spark creativity for the overall benefit of the company, and the daily tease of that promotion you want.
The only catch is you have to make it through a probation phase. Don't worry though. No company with INTEGRITY would ever let someone go a month prior to the probation phase being over.
And I'm saying that with all sincerity, but INTEGRITY is something this company lacks sadly.
They'll meticulously count the hours you have, and let you go just short of enough hours to get unemployment.
They preach of all the money that YOU helped brought in. Even tease of a bonus.
Then cut you off without a second thought, and claim 'downsizing'.
The shadiness of this company in that aspect is quite sickening, but very corporate like.
If you do decide you need this job. Make sure you are drug free. They drug test once you start your first day. Save yourself the time and embarrassment from being the person they gossip about that day.
Work somewhere else, where you'll be appreciated. Sincerely.
I hope this helps someone.
