Based on a true story - Software Development Engineer Bisk Employee Review

1.0
Mar 30, 2016
Recommend
CEO approval
Business outlook

Pros

you can walk around the building when the stress get to be too much

Cons

Most reviews talk about how unprofessional and chaotic the culture is. The following is a fictional conversation based on actual interactions I had with my manager during my time at Bisk. You can expect something similiar: Management: “welcome to Bisk… So youre our new Sr. UI developer?” Me: "Yes I am I have quite a bit of experience in Javascript" Management: “That’s awesome.. well we were highly impressed with your credentials and think your experience is a great for for this project.” Me: “So what project are you assigning me to?” Management: “ well with your background ..we are going to have you dig holes and move dirt” Me: “excuse me” ? Management: “Yeah I know isn’t that exciting?!!" "You picked a great time to join the company.. LOTS of change, so until we get a chance to google a new buzzword of the week that will dictate that change.. we would like you to be a team player by digging holes and moving dirt” Me; “Um ok.. well where can I get a shovel” ? Management ” Why do you need a shovel ? INNOVATE if you can dream it you can do it!! .. now what exactly IS a shovel”? Me: “It’s a pretty common tool used for digging holes and moving dirt” Management “ whoa hang on.. youre talking tools and this digging holes and moving dirt sounds like a BIG PROJECT!!” Me: (smh) "this isn’t that diffi…” Management: “We need to come up with a COOL name for your project.. any suggestions”? Me: (under my breath) “How about 6 feet under.. since this company is dying anyway?” Management: “what was that? Nevermind don’t overthink it.. now go get some poster board, title it and come up with some snazzy metrics” Me: {sigh} “Fine.. then can you issue me a shovel”? Management: “not so fast.. after that we’ll need to have a bunch of meetings to do research and discuss what type of shovel we should issue you” Me: “ its pretty simple actually…” Management “ oh no we cant overlook the requirements!! We better hire some expert consultants to help out since this is obviously a complex issue. But once we are done, then we can have a HUGE town hall meeting so the whole company can ohh and ah about what an awesome shovel it is.” Me: “seriously? To be honest, I think you guys are already shoveling something and it’s not dirt.” Management: “Stop being so negative!! Everybody needs to get along! Oh.. Im sorry.. did I say that out loud? Im sorry let me give you a hug” Me: “No Im good thanks. you know I don’t think this is such a great fit for me. Please accept my resignation. Management: “ Fine… get out of here. We’ll have your supervisor walk you to your car. You’re totally replaceable anyway.. we can get someone else to do it.” Me: “are you sure about that”? Management: Yes why?’ Me “well you fired everyone else and there is no one left” Management: “oh ..well its time to google a new management buzzword anyway”….

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Cons

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Pros

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Cons

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